A few words of advice to any would-be Charger fans…..

la-lame-chargers-dribbble_1xCongratulations Los Angeles! You now have two mediocre NFL teams that call your fair city home. I can imagine the excitement is overwhelming. Once the thrill wears off however, you are left with a choice. Which of these fine organizations am I going to choose to support? On the one hand you have the Rams, who posted an underwhelming 4 – 12 record last season. The other choice is the Chargers, who compiled a slightly more impressive yet equally dubious 5-11 mark for the 2016 season. So how does one even begin to make a choice between these two fabulous options?

I’m not here to tell you how to allocate your fandom. That decision is up to you. What I can do is offer some advice to any potential Charger fans out there. Having lived my entire life in San Diego, the Chargers were a constant presence up until very recently.  I was a fan of that team from the early 1980’s up until their relocation. That is some 30 odd years of heartbreak and disappointment. From the glory days of the Air Coryell era through the 1994 Super Bowl run, the debacle of the Ryan Leaf drafting, the resurgence under Marty Schottenheimer to the recent failures, I have seen it all. It has been a roller coaster ride with a few great highs and many more lows. Having experienced all of that I have come to this conclusion, I would not wish being a Charger fan on my worst enemy.

Pulling for this team has been a multi-decade exercise in futility. Don’t get me wrong, I loved them to death. I used to survive on top ramen and microwave burritos during football season so that I could cobble together enough money to buy a lousy ticket in the View Section. I used to wake up at the crack of dawn on Sundays to load up all the tailgating supplies. I would gladly battle the masses of traffic to get into the stadium only to get gouged $40 for a parking spot. I used to defend this team and all of their bone-headed decisions to any naysayers. I have spent countless hours arguing with strangers on the internet about why we should have tried to keep the team in San Diego.

I was willing to do all of that because they were my home team. I grew up with them. Being a Charger fan was intertwined with my identity as a resident of San Diego. Regardless of how badly they preformed, they were still our team. Sure they were an embarrassment to the city at times, but they were our embarrassment. Now all of that is over with. They are gone. I am horribly disappointed that they left. The only consolation is that I am no longer burdened with supporting such a disappointment of a franchise.

To anyone in Los Angeles considering adopting this team as their own, God have mercy on your misguided soul. You are in for a world of disappointment. Granted the Chargers have some awesome players and they can be fun to watch at times. In fact they are a very entertaining team. They are almost always competitive. They do enough in every game to give you the optimism they can win. They usually have a lead in the 4th quarter. But no matter what, they will let you down at the worst possible moment.

You see the problem is not the players, nor the front office, nor the coaches. The problem starts at the top. The problem is the owner. Dean Spanos is arguably the worst owner in professional sports. This is an individual who has no business running a lemonade stand, let alone an NFL franchise. He is a the spoiled offspring of a Billionaire who has had everything handed to him in life. He is reviled by all of the other NFL owners and the Commissioner. They hate him because he is a cheap douchebag who makes them all look bad.

So long as Dean Spanos is running this team, they are cursed. They may have fleeting moments of greatness, but they will never win a Super Bowl under his stewardship. Until he does the right thing and sells the team, the Chargers organization is doomed to fail.

If you are a resident of Los Angeles debating what to do, my advice is to have nothing to do with this team. There is no happy ending to being a Charger fan. There is no pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. You are never going to see a victory parade. They will gladly take your time and energy and dollars and give you nothing but heartbreak in return.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

How the NFL operates like a Mexican Drug Cartel

feature.nfl_.shield.640x360What do Mexican drug lords, Middle Eastern nations and South African diamond companies have in common with the National Football League? The answer is that they are all examples of cartels. Each of these groups engage in the same basic business practices. They all exercise exclusive control over a limited commodity. They also use patronage, extortion, intimidation and bribery to some degree. The irony is that one of these organizations is considered criminal whereas the others are seen as legitimate.

Cartels arise when a group of individuals share a common goal and access to a limited resource. Most of the time that common goal is increased profit. The resource in question could be anything from drugs to oil to professional sports. It doesn’t really matter, they all operate in the same manner. The individual actors in the cartel, people who would otherwise be competitors, find that they can cooperate in a way that benefits everyone in the group. Limiting outside competition and controlling the supply and price over an exclusive commodity has proven to be very lucrative. So long as everyone in the cartel benefits, the individual members are often willing to overlook some collateral damage to society.11168894_ori

Mexican drug cartels first formed in the 1980’s.They rose to power because they controlled an important resource, namely the land smuggling corridors that connect North and Central America. Cocaine is manufactured in places like Colombia and its primary market is the United States. The most obvious smuggling route between the two locales is through the Gulf of Mexico. During the early 1980’s, Florida was the main entry point for drugs coming into America.This phenomena was popularized with movies like “Scarface” and TV shows like “Miami Vice.” The problem for the smugglers was that the DEA and the Coast Guard got better at interdicting the flow of narcotics. By the start of the 1990’s, it had become increasingly challenging to reach U.S. shores via the Gulf. The drug traffickers were forced to look for alternatives.

The land smuggling routes through Mexico proved to be a good substitute. Mexico was a country replete with corrupt government officials and an honored tradition of bribery, the perfect environment for smuggling. The Mexican drug cartels essentially became the middlemen for the flow of cocaine and other narcotics into America. Each Cartel controlled its own particular smuggling route into the U.S. The result was a trail of mayhem and decapitated bodies stretching from Guatemala to California. Mexico was basically turned into a war zone as the cartels openly battled amongst themselves and against the government in an ever escalating-cycle of violence. Each side employed increasingly brutal tactics and lots of innocent Mexican people were caught in the crossfire.

843px-Super_Bowl_logo.svgFootball and drugs have a lot in common. They are both highly addictive and they generate huge amounts of money. Professional football has existed in America for a long time. The sport however did not reach its current level of popularity until recently. The modern NFL cartel began in the year 1970 with the AFL/NFL merger and the start of the Super Bowl Era. From that point forward, the league has grown astronomically to eclipse all other professional sports. As it stands today, professional football is a multi-billion dollar enterprise with no sign of slowing down. With that kind of revenue, comes incredible power and leverage. There is also the potential to abuse that power, which the NFL does with regularity. The National Football League acts as many other Cartels do, they put their own self-interest and profits ahead of any other concerns.

Hostage-taking has a long legacy in Mexico and other Latin American countries. Kidnappings happen frequently, it is a lucrative business, they are rarely reported and almost nobody gets convicted. Given that context, it is no wonder that Mexican drug cartels have adopted and honed this practice to further their business interests. The cartels regularly kidnap those who stand in their way, be they politicians, ordinary citizens or members of opposing cartels. The NFL also engages in hostage taking, in fact they have taken it one step further. The NFL does not kidnap individuals, instead they will hold entire cities hostage.

NFL owners measure success not only by their respective teams’ win/loss records. They also measure success by the facilities those teams play in. A modern NFL stadium is worth at least $1 Billion and they feature all manner of luxuries and technological innovations. Every NFL franchise eventually comes under pressure to either upgrade, renovate or replace their existing stadium. Given the enormous revenue that the NFL generates, coupled with the fact that all of the owners are Billionaires, it would be logical to assume that they would pay for these exorbitant new stadiums on their own. That however is not the case. NFL owners often seek public assistance and taxpayer dollars to subsidize new stadiums. Whenever a local government balks at these requests, the NFL will then threaten to relocate the team to another city. Most of the time the local politicians will bend over backward to capitulate. Being the Mayor of a city that lost an NFL franchise is not very good for reelection.

Miners dig for diamonds in the Marange fields, ZimbabweOne of the main tenets of a cartel is that they treat people as an expendable resource. The individuals at the bottom are valuable only as it relates to the overall profit of the cartel. For example, diamond mines in South Africa have a long history of deplorable labor standards. A diamond is forever, but the people who happen to mine those diamonds usually lead short, brutal lives in appalling working conditions. Mexican drug cartels are famous for their use of drug mules. These are the poor individuals they use to smuggle drugs across the border, often by ingesting them. They will recruit desperate people from the streets of border cities Tijuana or Juarez, pay them a few hundred dollars to to swallow a dozen balloons full of heroin or cocaine, and attempt to cross into the United States. Sometimes these balloons will rupture and the mule will die of an overdose. For the individual it will cost them their life, for the cartel that is just the cost of doing business.

The NFL also treats people with impunity, the individual football players have value so long as they can contribute to the success of their teams. Once they reach the arc of their incredibly short career spans, they are cast aside. Although football players are paid handsomely for their services, many of these individuals will have sustained debilitating injuries and possible brain damage that could severely impact their quality of life in later years. There are countless horror stories of suicide, depression, painkiller addiction, homelessness and dementia amongst former NFL players.joaquin-guzman-el-chapo

Cartels like to make their own rules. They consider themselves to be extrajudicial entities. They do not necessarily feel bound by the laws of the nations in which they operate. Instead they create their own legal structure and system of justice. Mexican drug cartels are able to flaunt the laws of their respective country because they engage in the wholesale bribery of law enforcement. There are entire police jurisdictions in Mexico where every office is on the payroll of a drug cartel. In addition to the police, they will bribe prosecutors, judges, politicians, even the attorney general of Mexico was in their pocket at one time. Despite the widespread bribery in Mexico, occasionally the cartels do run afoul of uncorrupted law enforcement officials. In those rare instances when cartel leaders do end up in prison, they pull off these miraculous “Shawshank Redemption” type of jailbreaks. Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman is the head of the Sinaloa Cartel, arguably the largest drug trafficking organization in Mexico. He has escaped from prison not once, but twice. His most recent getaway involved escaping via motorcycle through a mile-long tunnel that his minions secretly excavated underneath a maximum security prison. The fact that he had the huevos (balls) to even attempt such a move speaks volumes to the far-reaching power of the Cartels and their contempt for law and order.

marijuanaThe NFL is just as arrogant as any Mexican drug cartel when it comes to the rule of law. They essentially pick and choose which rules they wish to follow and they enforce justice in their own draconian manner. Take drug laws for example. Marijuana is now legal in 3 states in America. However the NFL continues to suspend players if they test positive for it, even if they happen to reside in a state where it perfectly legal. At the same time, the NFL turns a blind eye to the rampant abuse of prescription painkillers amongst its players and training staff. NFL players are regularly pumped full of addictive opioid painkillers that allow them to play through excruciating injuries. Many of these players get hooked during their playing days and retire with serious addictions.seau-1969-2012

The NFL’s attitude towards concussions and brain damage is just as problematic and selective as their actions on drug use. It has been known for years that playing professional football can result in concussions. Repeated concussions can then lead to a condition known as CTE, a degenerative brain disease linked to violent mood swings and suicide. It has been speculated that CTE is what drove former NFL players Dave Duerson and Junior Seau to take their own lives. Not only has the NFL denied any link between football and CTE, they have done their utmost to suppress any medical research supporting a connection. The NFL also attempted to pay off their former players with $765 Million in hush money in order to avoid a costlier brain injury lawsuit down the road. While not entirely illegal, that kind of maneuver is definitely immoral. Furthermore, a Federal Judge saw through that ruse and declared the figure to be totally insufficient.

AdolfGoodell-01The final way in which the NFL makes its own laws concerns due process. In America we afford certain rights to those charged with crimes. They get legal representation, their cases have to be heard in a timely manner, Judges are supposed to be impartial, and trials are intended to be open and fair. However when the NFL disciplines one of its players, all of those rules are cast aside. Roger Goodell is the commissioner of the NFL and he acts as Judge, Jury and Executioner when handing out justice. In that role he has demonstrated little consistency when dealing with player infractions. If a player gets caught smoking weed or using under-inflated footballs, they receive a 4 game suspension. If a player knocks his fiancee out cold in a hotel elevator, well then they only have to miss 2 games. It’s inconsistent, it sends a horrible message about priorities, and it makes the commissioner look like a Banana Republic Dictator.

Despite what this article may suggest, I happen to love professional football. I consider myself to be a huge fan of the sport. I go to games, I enjoy watching it on TV, I own multiple jerseys and I follow my local team religiously. I tremendously enjoy the product, I just hate the way that things work behind the scenes. The NFL is a lot like bratwurst, it tastes great but you are better off not knowing how it is made. The kicker is that, the NFL has such a good on-field product that they really don’t need to be such dicks off the field. They make so much revenue that they could easily afford to run their business in a more socially conscious manner. They could adequately compensate their former players who suffer from lingering injuries and health issues. They could pay for their own facilities and not leave taxpayers on the hook. They could reform the disciplinary process that currently deems pot smoking or under-inflating footballs to be a more serious offense than domestic abuse. They could implement all of these measures without taking anything away from the popularity of the game. If anything, Professional Football would be even more popular, the league would be stronger in the long run, and society would be better off as a whole.

Enough already with the Olympics……I want some Shark Week

Don’t get me wrong……I like the Olympics. London 2012 has been a fun ride. I enjoyed the surreal opening ceremonies with the pastoral Sheep and Mary Poppins battling Lord Valdemort. I watched in awe as Gabby Douglas won her gold medal in gymnastics and then got berated for her hairstyle. I witnessed history when Michael Phelps broke the all-time record for Olympic medals. I caught Jamaican sprinter Usain Bolt reaffirming his status as the fastest man in the world. I saw Lolo Jones break down on the “Today” show and reaffirm her status as a drama queen. I followed every detail of the Chinese Badminton scandal and I got a good laugh when that Judo fighter got kicked out for eating pot brownies – which he claimed to have ingested unknowingly. Right.

The only thing left to do  is to watch the U.S. Men’s  Olympic basketball team demoralize the rest of the world with lopsided victories and take home the gold. Of course that isn’t really all that entertaining and I kind of know how the movie ends. I’ll be honest – as far as watching sports is concerned I’m good until college football season starts. With that being said I would vote to end the Olympics immediately, do the closing ceremony, pass the torch onto the Brazilians for Rio 2016 and let us get onto more important things….like the start of Shark Week on discovery channel.

Shark Week is a special time of the year. It’s an opportunity for the different nations to put aside their differences and unify around their shared love of shark-based TV programming. Conflicts and grudges are forgotten and we reconnect with what unites us as humanity – namely the fact that we are all horrified yet fascinated by sharks. Normally this special period begins at the start of August. This year however the Olympics have delayed the start of Shark Week until the 12th. That of course means that I have to endure a few more painful days with Bob Costas and Ryan Seacrest in London. It’s a tough pill to swallow.

Shark Week began airing on the discovery channel in the year 1988 but I would actually trace its roots back to the mid 70’s. In the year 1975 a young director named Steven Spielberg introduced America to a mechanical man-eating Great White Shark and forever changed the way we view the ocean. “Jaws” was a breakthrough movie and it scared the living hell out of people. While it frightened audiences it also sparked our collective fascination with these incredible creatures. People saw “Jaws” and wanted to learn more. Some of them began diving in steel cages and filming underwater encounters with sharks. As the technology improved and better footage was obtained it formed the basis for what would eventually become Shark Week.

I’ve been following Shark Week for a good decade plus now and  I still get giddy with anticipation over its arrival. It’s become more than just a week of special TV programming, it’s a cultural phenomenon of sorts. The only downside to Shark Week is that it kind of makes surfing a bit scarier than normal for a week or so. My mind can’t help but wander when I’m out in the water and watching 5 hours a day of shark programming certainly will give you plenty to ponder. But jitters aside it’s one of the best times of the year and I’m super excited that it starts in a few days. Now if we can just get through these Olympics…….

The Tim Tebow Middle Ground (It does exist)

The Tim Tebow phenomena is one of the more peculiar aspects of this NFL season. He has emerged as the starting quarterback for the Denver Broncos and in the process has become one of the more polarizing sports figures in recent memory. It’s kind of odd because he seems to be a rather unlikely candidate to stir up controversy. Unlike other NFL players who have made negative headlines in recent years, he didn’t finance a dogfighting ring, he hasn’t sent any unwarranted cell phone pictures of his junk to unsuspecting women and he didn’t accidentally shoot himself with a gun in a New York nightclub. From all indications Tim Tebow seems to be a nice guy with a positive attitude and strong morals who leads a virtuous lifestyle. His problem is that he can’t seem to stop talking about Jesus.

If you put Tim Tebow in front of a microphone it’s a pretty safe bet that the words “Jesus” “Christ” and “Savior” will be peppered generously throughout the ensuing conversation. The man loves Jesus and he isn’t afraid to say so publicly. Some people love the fact that he talks so openly about his faith, others aren’t so enthusiastic. Tebow either elicits praise or scorn amongst football fans and the media have been quick to pounce on this story. After all, controversy sells and with Tebow you have two camps with strong emotions on either side. People either want to see him succeed or they hope that he fails miserably. Either way it is clear that a lot of folks are paying attention.

I certainly have paid my share of attention to Tim Tebow and I’ve come to a few conclusions. I’ll start with my impression of him as an athlete. I would say that he is a naturally hard worker who has been gifted with athletic ability an incredible will to succeed. He seems to be able to find ways to win football games despite the fact that his unconventional throwing style is a major handicap to his future as a quarterback in this league. What he lacks in arm strength he makes up for with heart and determination. The jury is still out if he has a future in the league as a quarterback but he has definitely proven a lot of doubters wrong.

What I think of Tim Tebow as a person is a different matter. I do not know the guy personally, I have never met him and likely never will. From all indications he seems to be a personable guy with contagious enthusiasm and good manners. As far as the Jesus thing goes, that is where he loses me. I’m not a Christian nor am I a fan of the evangelical nature of certain organized religions. I have nothing against religious people so long as they don’t try and push their belief systems on others.  Once you show up on my doorstep trying to talk to me about the rapture is where I start to get hostile. Tim Tebow has yet to make a Jehova’s witness-type house call to my residence but I wouldn’t put it past the guy.

Maybe my problem is that I’m a purist when it comes to sports. I like my sports to be about sports. I don’t like my sports to be about religion, politics, crime, race or anything else that is divisive in nature. I also happen to think that professional athletes wildly overestimate the degree to which Jesus Christ is a sports fan. I don’t think he necessarily roots for certain teams to win or that he deserves credit for victories when they do.

As far as Tebow goes, I’m in the middle. I think he’s a good football player who should talk less about his personal religious beliefs. I of course hope he loses every game he plays in. At the end of the day I’m a  Chargers fan and the Denver Broncos are a division rival so naturally I want them to fail. That doesn’t make me a Tebow hater, it makes me a discerning fan who can separate the athlete from the individual.

The psychology of the NFL Owner

The people who own NFL Franchises are very different from the rest of us (I’m assuming that no NFL owners follow my blog of course). It’s an exclusive group comprised of 31 super wealthy individuals who either made or inherited ridiculous amounts of money. They tend to be old, rich, white, powerful men with serious political and business connections. They are the stereotypical old boys club. It’s a cabal that has a monopoly on the biggest sport in America which incidentally is a $9 billion-a-year annual business. This cartel is similar to OPEC in that they control a resource which almost everyone wants. Instead of oil however they have dominion over pro football and by extension they control Sundays for 4 months of the year as well as the  Monday nights during that span. That is an obscene amount of power for any group to wield.

The NFL Owners are in an advantageous position right now and they well aware of it. Wealthy businessmen tend to understand the concept of leverage better than the average individual, in fact that is normally how they became wealthy businessmen in the first place. They are good at negotiating deals and they can be ruthless when need be. In order to become a Billionaire one has to step on a few toes. I’m not saying that all of them got their wealth through nefarious means, I just wouldn’t be surprised to learn they might have bent some rules and morals amassing their huge fortunes.

The NFL is currently in a lockout, meaning that if the owners and players do not reach a new agreement prior to the start of the upcoming season there could be no professional football played this Fall. If that happens it would be horrible for hundreds of players and disastrous for millions of fans. In fact the impact goes far beyond football fans. The families of those who follow the game will suffer just as much as the fans. There are going to be a lot of grumpy men with nothing to do on Sundays if there is no NFL season this year.

I believe that the NFL owners are perfectly willing to forgo the 2011 season in order to get a deal to their liking. They know that the longer the lockout goes on the more likely it is that the players will cave. My theory is that uber wealthy people could care less what the rest of society thinks of them. The more money people get the more isolated they become. They tend to live in gated communities, they don’t use public transportation, their children go to private schools, they eat in gourmet restaurants and they stay at luxury hotels. Once a person accumulates enough wealth they often only interact with other wealthy people. They care what their other rich friends think of them but don’t give a second thought about the masses. Don’t get me wrong, I’m sure that the owners are fans too and they enjoy watching the game as much as the rest of us. But make no mistake that they are businessmen first and fans second and they are going to do what is best for their bottom line. I hate to say it but they hold all the cards right now and can potentially screw over millions of football fans this fall if they so choose.